Metallica Na Wesoło
4x4
Ain't My Fish
Auditorium
Beer (ala Cure)
Bleeding Knee
Connie
Coors (ala Cure)
Denture Problems - Enter Sandman
Dickrash
Disposable Diapers
Drink The Lights
Dynasty (ala Battery)
Harvester Of Sorrow
King Greezer
Mama Said
Master Of Plaster
Nothing Else Matters
Pathetic Unforgiven Parody
Ripping Dress
Sad But True
Spencer For Hire
The House Oj Built)
The Unforgiven
Until It Starts
Welcome Home (Aquarium)
Wherever I May Roam
Drink the Lights
No Life 'til liquor...
We'll drink our asses off tonight
We've got Budwiser...
What we want to drink is lights, well all lights, yeah
When we start to drink we never...
What to stop again
Drink the lights!
Drink the lights!
Drink the lights!
We're so damn insane...
We've been doing this all day
We're getting higher...
Than anything today, the only way, yeah
When we start to drink we never, want to stop again
Drink the lights!
Drink the lights!
Drink the lights!
With nonstop drinking...
We're rotting out our brains
We have willpower...
But stopping is insane, well insane, yeah
When we start to drink we never, want to stop again
Drink the lights!
Drink the lights!
Drink the lights!
Spencer For Hire
Now I got this thing in the mail
Sayz I did some crime
Think I need a lawyer, or
I'll end up doin time
There's a job to be done
And he's the one
He's gotta help me win it
or I'll be out of luck without a buck
Oh holy shit
So Come on! Spencer's for hire! Let's get him! Spencer for hire!
Dollar signs in his eyes and rich blood in his veins
How will afford this guy
Feeding off of my wallet
In a week I'll be bone-dry
But I gotta go now to search him out
He must obey!
Or they're gonna lock me up
and throw the key away
So Come on! Spencer for hire! So come on! Spencer for hire!
He'll help by his will or I'll bribe his ass
Get him either way
Three thousand bucks an hour
How the hell am I gonna pay
But now I'm broke and out in the street
Needless to say I won
But maybe I'd be better off in jail
Being white, homless, and in Harlem ain't so much fun!
But come on! Spencer was for hire! With out him, I'd have my ass in the fire
Ripping Dress
Seams
Comin' all undone
From my dress now
Need to sew them up
Find my thread now
Pleats fallin' all apart
See my ass now
Wait, something's come undone
Calling Sears
My dress is rippin, oh this is no fun
I spent a very large sum
I can hear it rippin, can hear it shred
Can't get a refund
OOooh, ripping dress
Now hear the tearing pleats
Brand of Kmart
Go to seamstress now
Try to hire
Thread
I thought was strong
Down the tube now
Damn
Three days old
Piece of crap
My dress is rippin, oh this is no fun
I spent a very large sum
I can hear it rippin, can hear it shred
Can't get a refund
OOooh, ripping dress
Made by hand
Somewhere in Japan
Gypping foreign lands
(repeat)
I swore up and down
Want a lawyer
Court
We'll soon be there
Lots o' cash
I'm telling you now
Final warning
Cash
Cash in my hand or
Brother I shall sue
My dress is rippin, oh this is no fun&127;
I spent a very large sum
I can hear it rippin, can hear it shred
Can't get a refund
OOooh, ripping dress
Dynasty (ala Battery)
Turning on the TV, nothing good to see
Ongoing stupidity
Brainripping chatter, doesnt really matter
Dynasty is on TV
Only one for me, see it right before me
Gotta watch the Dynasty
Screw my dang family, Dynasty is just for me
Dynasty...............Dynasty!!!
I think my brain is leaking, other channels I am seeking
But only one is right for me
It's better and it's recent, the only one thats decent
Dynasty is on TV
Repeat chorus
Other shows are outrageous, Dynastys contagious
Television quality
Entertaining power, other shows cower
Dynasty is on TV
Welcome Home (Aquarium)
Welcome to where the waters still
No one leaves until they drown
The tank is full, never seems to get changed
Just bought some fish with some big fangs
Swim the same way every night
I see my reflection in my sight
No locked doors, big hole on top
No water up there, or my lungs get scarred
Swim my friend and you will see
That water is my reality
They keep us trapped up in this place
Can't they see that's why I splash and splash
Aquarium, set me free
Aquarium, Just let me swim
Build my fear of the toilet flush
Cannot breathe the open air
Bubble things into my brain
Assuring me that's I' must swim
They think that we're just feeder fish
But feeding us, will make them sick
Keep us wet, it makes us well
We're getting wetter, can't you tell?
No more can they keep us in
Listen dammit, we will swim
They feed us crumbs, they feed us well
But they think it saves us from those worms
Aquarium, set me free
Aquarium, Just let me swim
Aquarium, Just let me swim
Fear of breathing air
Goldie's going belly up
Sucked in too much air
Got some laps to do
The owner stares back hard
Swim, it's such a friendly word
Seem the only way
to escape his net again
Disposable Diapers
Diapers fill the floor I see
My hungry hero's end
No one to change him now
no one to tend
Running hinds through pampers shield
bred to fill them all
Rectum powdered of baby
A servant changes them all
Little boy,
made a mess
Not an empty one
Barely one, only son
But he needs a change
Bred to poop, not a care
Change him every day
Finished here, greetings mess
It's mine to take away
Back to the store
You will buy more Huggies,
he needs them,
don't delay
Back to the store
You will buy more and more,
he uses more every day
Back to the store
You infant
You toddler
You little man
To Wash Is To Dry (Clean)
When a man washes, he stains some part of his wardrobe
These are the pale clothes, we miscall our pants
Cannot the Dry Cleaner... get this out?
Ain't My Fish
Off-a my line,
Off-a my boat
Off-a my your hook and onto mine
It's-a not one,
it's-a little one
Into your lake and out of mine
Not strong.. What's wrong?
I've already snagged this fish before..
You arrived
But now it's time to pay this fine
Chasing boats down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my trout, it ain't fault
It ain't my fish
Down goes the sun
Up goes my rod
Down and up
where the hell's the fish?
Fish it all down
Fish it til dawn
Fish it all to til they're all gone
Cast far, Cast long
Never seen my rod bend that far before
You arrived
But now it's time to pay this fine
Chasing boats down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my trout, it ain't fault
It ain't my fish
You oughta drown
Why you around?
No fishing??
It ain't my stream
It ain't my creek
It ain't my Fish!
4x4
Well.. I'm a gonna ride ya, drive ya
I'm-a gonna be the one that steers and brakes ya
Put the gas into ya
Then go pay
C'mon a C'mon
Come and start to-DAY!
Hey man, listen, bad transmission
I can't drive ya... not today
I can't drive ya... no money
I can't drive ya... no gas money
I can't drive ya.. got no gas money
I can't afford to drive a 4x4
Got some cash to pay ya, steal my savings
But the 4x4 works good now, engines raving
The joy of violent driving
Pulls dirt under
Ooh! Saw a Chevy stuck.. so I pulled it
yeah! this Dodge pulls harder
but you went too far
(chorus)
Well... I'm a-gonna drive ya, ride ya,
I'm gonna be the one who brakes you
Put the stops a to you My Way!
C'mon, C'mon Stop today!!
(chorus)
It's won't stop no more... my 4x4
The House OJ Built
Open neck, that I did slice
Close my eyes... the blood it sprays
And I shake as I slice again
...Let Judge Ito begin
Open his neck
Just to have to cut once again
Hell, on my way
yeah, but on my way with Shapiro.
It covers me, as I'm covered with their blood
Mmmmm I cut away...
As I let their heads just nod
Open neck, that I did slice
Close my eyes... the blood it sprays
And I shake as I slice again
...Let Judge Ito begin
Open her neck
Just to have Ron walk in
I need control
As I cut them, down, down and down again
Is that my glove...
That I left behind Kato's room?
The richer you are, the more you pay
The more you pay, the cleaner you get
My estate is my temple
From this temple, I kill
Step into the house OJ built
Until It Starts
Where do I take this car of mine?
It starts, but not every time.
Kick the tires, walk a mile
Get so mad I scream and shout
The thing's still smokin'
So tow me
Until it starts
Just like clockwork, every day
It sputters once, then it stays
Then it stays
Checked the damned thing everywhere
There's things inside that won't come out
The horn's still working
So tow me
Until it starts
It won't start
so tow me
Blew the engine
So tow me
Oil's leakin'
So tow me
The radio's broken
So tow me
Until it starts
So tell me why it squees
When MPH exceeds 33?
It won't start
So tow me
Turn, the key, the damn thing stalls
No more can it go at all
So tow me
Until it starts
It won't start
so tow me
Blew the engine
So tow me
Oil's leakin'
So tow me
The radio's broken
So tow me
Until it starts
It won't go-ooooooo
Blew the tire got no spare
No service station anywhere
Horn's still workin
So tow me
Until it starts
Turn the key, and it stalls
The dealer screwed me it appears
So tow me
Until it starts
King Geezer
Up all day, up all night
Perhaps bowels work tonight
Brain has atrophied
Feelin' old, mush is cold
what's my name
Food is liquified
All the prunes I ate
Will keep me up late
Then my heart shuts down
And I tumble down
I put my hands out
but there's nothin but ground
Just want one thing
Just to be healthy
But my bones have crumbled
And I ask just one question
Where's my teeth, King Geezer?
Hands are cold, smell like mold
A wart as hard as stone
Blood's solidified
Wish I might, I wish I may
Take Dulcolax today
Bones have calcified
Then my heart shuts down
And I tumble down
I put my hands out
but there's nothin but ground
Just want one thing
Just to be healthy
But my bones have crumbled
And I ask just one question
Where's my teeth, King Geezer?
Oh, where's my teeth?
I want my pills
I want them now
I want them all
And I don't care how
Be careful careful what you itch
Be careful what you spray
Be careful what you spray, you may regret it
Be careful what you itch, you just may get it.
Then my heart shuts down
And I tumble down
I put my hands out
but there's nothin but ground
Just want one thing
Just to be healthy
But my bones have crumbled
And I ask just one question
Where's my teeth, King Geezer?
Bleeding Knee
I'm riding my bike
I'm riding my bike down the street
I'm riding my bike down the street alone
I'm peddling fast
I'm peddling fast as I can
I'm peddling fast as I can go
go-woh-oh
go-woh-oh
I can't keep control
I can't keep control of my bike
I can't keep control of my bike at all
I fell on the rocks
I fell on the rocks on the ground
I fell on the rocks on the ground in the street
Ooh, they scrape me and I bleed
Yeah
And I bleed
Yeah
Caught on the rocky street
I really hurt
My bleeding knee
Can't stop in summer heat
Blood's on my shirt
From on my knee
My bleeding knee...woh
Ooh...I can't take it
Caught on the rocky street
Ooh, my bleeding knee
Yeah
Ooh, my knee
Yeah
My bleeding knee
Caught on the rocky street
I really hurt
My bleeding knee
Can't stop in summer heat
Blood's on my shirt
From on my knee
My bleeding knee...woh
Ooh...I can't take it
Caught on the rocky street
Ooh, my bleeding knee
Oh, my bleeding knee
I need a bandage on my knee
I need a band-aid, can't you see?
Clean off the blood
And all the mud
I'm caught, I'm caught
I'm caught on the
Caught on the rocky street
I really hurt
My bleeding knee
Can't stop in summer heat
Blood's on my shirt
From on my knee
My bleeding knee
Ooh...I can't take it
I can't take it
I can't take it
Oh, oh, my bleeding knee
Ooh, it hurts, baby
Ah yeah
I'm riding my bike
I'm riding my bike down the street
I'm riding my bike down the street alone
I'm peddling fast
I'm peddling fast as I can
I'm peddling fast as I can go
As I can go.....
Coors(ala Cure)
The man takes another bullet
He keeps them all within
He must drink, no matter how it hurts
So don't drool again
Yeah..He thinks the answers cold and in his hand
He drinks his medicine
The man takes another bullet
Yeah..He's been cooled again
Spread your lips
And take and wrap 'em round the coors, say...
I gotta pee
Spread your lips now
wrap 'em round it, say...
I gotta pee
Yeah, I gotta pee (Yeah, Yeah)
Yeah...The lights tempt her and she follows
And she goes on in
She must drink to fill the hollow
She's been cooled again
Spread your lips
And take and wrap 'em round the coors, say...
I gotta pee
Spread your lips now
wrap 'em round it, say...
I gotta pee
Whoa..yeah, I gotta pee (Yeah, yeah, oh)
Drinking all the coors
It can't get better than this
Drinking all the coors
Yeah, everyone's got to have the thirst
'Cause everyone seems to need the coors
Precious coors
Drinking all the coors
It can't get better than this
Drinking all the coors
Yeah, everyone's got to have the thirst
'Cause everyone seems to need the coors
Ow..Yeah, Precious coors
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee..I gotta pee
I gotta pee..I gotta pee
I gotta pee..I gotta pee
I gotta pee..I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee..I gotta pee
I gotta pee..I gotta pee..I gotta pee
Drinking all the coors
It can't get better than this
Need to feel secure
Yeah, it's can't get better than this, this, yeah
It can't get better than this
Drinking all the coors
Yeah, everyone's got to have the thirst
'Cause everyone seems to need the coors
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
Beer(ala Cure)
The man takes a Silver Bullet
He keeps them cool in a fridge
He must drink no matter how warm
So don't drink his beer
He knows the answers cold in his fridge
He takes his medicine
The man takes another Silver Bullet
Yeah.. he's drunk again
Uncross your legs its time to get another beer
say I wanna beer!
Uncross your legs now its time to get another beer
I want a beer..
The wines tempt her and she swallows
Again she drinks it in
She mustn't go to the bar or she'll get carded
She's been drinking Jag again
Uncross your legs its time to
get another beer
say I wanna beer!
Uncross your legs now its time to get another beer
I want a beer..
I want a beer
I want a beer
I want a beer
Getting drunk on beer... Yeah, it can't get better than this
Need to feel a buzz.. Yeah, It's gotta get colder than this
It must get colder than this
Want another Beer.. Yeah everyone's got to have the craving for yet another beer,
I want a beer
I want a beer
Connie
Story starts,
Small town whore,
Big time cost
Always wants,
Always wants pay
Different street means more pay
Then streets of gold, unpaved I'm afraid
There's a man or boy always looking to get laid
Nothing happened in this boring place,
but oh my god how it all did change
Now they all pray, for the whores to go away
She said "Lost my way, in this boring place... lost my way"
I heard her: "Lost my way, and brought my friends"
All things wash away but AIDS stained your son dead today
I always said "Somethin' strange with well built Connie Long,"
Always laughed, always smiled
And walked enough, miles and miles and miles
The whorehouse calls, "Son," she said
"Keep your money, it's free today... Think once again
of my exciting place, for little boys, how they soon change."
Now they all pray whorehouse go away
(spoken:) Yeah, All the youngs thrived when Connie moved to this place
She said, "Don't you dare ask why I'm cursed to spread my legs"
Well, now we all know why the children call her Connie Down
When she pulled that condom from his pocket they all pay out, out, out
She said "Lost my way this lustful day, made my pay"
Yeah, I heard her
She screamed "Lost my way, this lustful day, made my pay"
Auditorium
Welcome to where kids sit still
but don't shut up and never will
The same old tone, the same old range
That boring voice will never change
A ten page speech this guy did write
Could last until tomorrow night
At 10 this ends, proclaims the card
For me believing that is hard
Look my friend and you will see
The clock is stopped at 9:03
The stupid fool up on the stage
Is only on the second page
Auditorium
Let us go
Auditorium
Let us go back to class
There's ten more guys to go up there
Waste more perfectly good air
To the clock I look in vain
It hasn't changed or I'm insane
The First Amendment should demand
Free speech be not completely bland
My ears don't close, though this is hell
Not gonna risk missing the bell
The minute hand has moved at last
1/15 of this thing is past
This guy has dragged on so maybe
The other 10 will leave early
Auditorium
Let us go
Auditorium
Let us go back to class
Auditorium
Let us go back to class
Room is getting hot
Kids are getting sleepy now
Silence everywhere
Got some math to do
Brain has gone rock hard
Bell, its such a welcome sound
Its the only way
We'll ever move again
Dickrash
Late at night, the itching grows,
You let the scratching go.
You try your best, you cannot rest,
You cannot win, you know.
There's a feeling deep inside,
That drives you fuking mad.
A feeling of some scratching now,
You need it oh, so bad.
Adrenaline starts to flow.
You're scratching all around.
Scratch it like a maniac.
Dickrash.
Scratch your dick against the wall
Like you never did before.
Scratch it hard, make it bleed,
Make it fuking sore.
In a frenzied madness
With your scratching and your strife.
Your dick is itching all around,
It hurts like hell tonight.
Adrenaline starts to flow.
You're scratching all around.
Scratch it like a maniac.
Dickrash.
There in bed, the scratching noise
Is piercing through you ears.
It hurts like hell, you scratch it well,
Exploding feeling nears.
Now your skin, it starts to rip
To let it fuking loose.
You are gathered here to scratch your dick,
'Cause this is what you choose.
Adrenaline starts to flow.
You're scratching all around.
Scratch it like a maniac.
(Interlude)
Dickrash!
(Insert flaming guitar solo here)
The show is through, the rash is gone,
It's time to hit the road.
Another time, another place,
Again it will explode.
Soon again you'll scratch someday,
You left it oh, so raw.
But you'll never stop, you'll never quit,
Until you scratch it off!
Adrenaline starts to flow.
You're scratching all around.
Scratch it like a maniac.
Dickrash!
Master Of Plaster
Day after day, crumbling away
Knew your house had bad construction
Rain is leaking through, really soaking you
Listen to this clear instruction:
Look up you will see
Spackle's what you need
Better Hurry too
Before the roof falls through
Chorus:
It's leaking faster
You need some plaster
The rain drips faster
Go get your plaster, plaster
Plaster of paris is what you seek
Patching your roof and caulking your seams
Plaster of paris for fixing a leak
Goes under the paint and over the beams
Plaster Plaster
Goes under the paint and over the beams
Went the cheapskate way, now you're gonna pay
Every day the cracks get longer
Stingy you may be, but even you should see
You need something a little stronger
Look up you will see
Spackle's what you need
Better hurry too
Before the roof falls through
Chorus
Plaster, Plaster, where's that ceiling repair chapter?
Plaster, Plaster, for cracks of any size
Rafter, Rafter, right below the ceiliing rafter
Rafter, Rafter, seal it when it dries.
Fix me!
Spackle's good for that, even for habitat
For humanity creations
Now you know the way, you should start today
Stop you roof's disintegration
It will satisfy
It will keep you dry
No more leaking through
Now you have a clue!
Chorus
Pathetic Unforgiven Parody
New cows join his herd
And quickly they'll be food
Through constant pain disgrace
The young cow cannot moo
With time the light grows dim
These cows have been done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man herds them on and on he's known
A cow for his very own
That soon after this day
The farmers take away
(Chorus)
They dedicate their lives
To running this cow-biz
He tries to sell them all
This greedy man he is
Throughout his life of shame
He's bargained constantly
These cows he cannot kill
A famer boy they see no longer cares
The old man then prepares
To slaughter readily
That slaughterer is me
Mama, she has taught me well,
Told me when I'll go bald
Son, your hairs not thinning now,
But you'll lose it when you get old
The shortest hair goes quickest.
Thats what I heard her say.
Her son's hairs like no other.
Keep that comb away.
Let my hair go
Let my hair grow
Mama, let my hair go
And let that comb be still.
Yeah, still.
Treble length my new mane,
Wild hair on my brain
Around my backside, flowing locks
I look quite insane
I left my come at an early age
My follicles were quite long
A sons hair's owed to mother
I look like King Kong.
Never I asked of you
And never I shave
But you gave me the scissors
And I kept them away repeat
So let this comb be still....
Mama now, my hair is grown.
I did what you asked of me
A mothers hairbrush for her son
I told her "Let me be!"
Well, I took my hair for granted,
And the things you said to me
I need your arms to welcome me
'coz long hairs all I see
Hey! I'm your wife - I'm the one with no dress sense
Hey! I'm your wife - I'm the one in flares
Hey! I bring trays - I'll be serving the lunch now
Hey! I bring trays - right to your armchair
Bust a seam? Cotton reel
Fetch my needles made of steel
Stitch a hem that you can't feel
Sad but true
Got no cigs, no ashtray
Raid my purse while I'm away
Two pounds ten you won't repay
You know its sad but true
You! You're my man - You're my lover, my shelter
You! make a mess - You're the one who's blamed
Do! Do housework - Do the washing up- scrape pans
To! to the sink - you're the one who's chained
Mate! I'm your mate. I'm your mate when you want love
Pay! pay my price. Pay cos nothings fair
Hey! I'm your wife - I'm the one with no dress sense
Hey! I'm your wife and I no longer care
I'm the cook, she who buys
Frozen steak and kidney pies,
And those oven baked french fries.
For you...
Sad but true
My dinner ain't so great
The cheese they did not grate
I left with my mate
Crapped far beyond the gate
You paid, I ate#this pie that they just baked
Been cheated of our booth
Got a table by the loo
Anger, Dysentry
You'll suffer eating brie
Harvester of Sorrow
Restaurant of the bad
Pure pain is my rear
Because of all this diarrhoea
Oh God my bladder burns
Don't know which way to turn
Drink up
Stew in
Let the eating begin
Distributor of the plain
Your rice becomes my pain
Anger, misery
You'll suffer drinking tea
Pizza Hut of sorrow
Restaurant of the bland
None have cleaned their tableware
Eat here if you dare
What the hell is in those pies?
You'll find where murder lies
Buffetcide!
MacDonald's of sorrow...
Restaurant of the sad...
Wimpy bar of sorrow...
Fast food should be banned
So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be further from the bar
I've been waiting half an hour
For my coke, and steak platter
Never eaten my lunch this way
Hot and raw, I'll eat it my way
(tho this meat looks a bit grey
and the ketchup sauce splatters)
Trust my seat all fixed up with glue
Every day it gets bust anew
Open wide for a bite or two
Of my steak, peas and tatties
Never cared for rabbit stew
Or their burger take away...
'coz it's slow...
Think a Taxi, tho its not far To the chinese, "The Lotus Flower"
Special fried rice, pork sweet and sour
And a bag of prawn crackers
Never opened the door the right way
Beer is ours, we drink lots all day
Cheering food as it comes our way
And eating black forest gateux
Lettuce, dill pickle, bun
Don't forget my son
To include every one
The meat goes in
Warm within
French fries out of the bin
With side salad it comes
"polygrip" left open
Gripping your dentures tight
Exit light. Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to visit "Pizzaland"
Somethings wrong with my tights
Lots of ladders tonight
Guess I must look a sight
Hairs a mess, lipsticks smeared
And its just as I feared
Now my dentures won't bite
"polygrip" left open
Gripping your dentures tight
Exit light. Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to visit "Pizzaland"
Now I lay me down to sleep
My false teeth in a glass I keep
Don't thrash about for heavens sake
Don't smash that glass, my teeth will break
Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just my teeth under the bed
On the floor, not in my head
At the table I abide
Saw my lunch and thus I sighed
I have sarnies- mothers pride
In Snickers I do confide
Cos they keep me satisfied
Give me all I need
And with dust in throat I crave
Isotonic Lucozade
bought with pennies I have saved
Rover biscuits
Cake and tea - Brook Bond
queue up at the till
And I'll drink my tea anywhere
free to dunk my cookies anywhere
and I'll spend the night anywhere
Anywhere I roam
as long as I phone back home...
Nootha joins this earth, is quickly subdued
Through constipated grace the young boy learns their rules
In time the crown draws in, this whipping boy done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts the young man struggles on
And on his nose, a fire all to his own
then ever from this day, his weevil take-away
They dedicate their lives, to running out of ales
He tries to please them all, this "bitter" man he is
Throughout his life at sea, he's battled constantly
This fight he cannot win, The old man empties pails
To die regretfully
That old man worries me
